Oy-vey!

All about me...(not really...but it's a long a** story)...

Well...lets see, after i drank a high caffeinated tea last night before my bedtime, I actually haven't gone to bed yet, my head starting to feel numb and... hurt a little, actually. I did, however, try to lay in bed and close my eyes...for awhile...that didn't work...so...if I'm starting to make absolutely no sense to you, you get the idea...but keep in mind, I will probably still make no sense on my future topics even when I'm fully concious whatsoever...after all...I'm just a cat, and yes I do drink tea.
I'm Szabo, I was named after a jazz guitarist, Gabor Szabo, and yes I do enjoy jazz musics, but I can't really play a guitar, due to my little paws and claws, of course. I was adopted by a(can't think of a word to describe them at the moment)couple, when I was a few months old, from a place called "Dump Friend's League". My balls were chopped when I was really young, in fact, too young, due to the policy of the organization. Yes, the fact that many people that adopted the pets from this place had broken the policy for neutering their pets at a time given, and supposedly the idea was developed by some kind of Humane Society(?). Anyway, my point is that my muscle tissues couldn't develop as much as they could be. Technically, I'm still growing but can never become a manly man cat. I still somewhat look like a kitty but not as cute as a kitty, but still cute, if you know what I mean.
As for food...I do like some veggies, oddly, but I do. I love green bean (mostly to play with), snow peas, corn, sometimes I also enjoy cabbage and bell pepper. Of course, I do enjoy meat as well, my favorite dish would be the shredded white meat chicken fare by Fancy Feast, other than that I'm not that picky once it comes down to dry food.
So, that's a little story about me, and yes I'm a cat, a cat that likes to express some opinion about...some.......thing... So please forgive me if I, maybe, one day, write something that might offend you people...after all, I'm just a little cat.
-Szabo

Hello...and welcome... (meaw)?

Writing without a topic is somewhat awkward, for me anyway. I have been typing and deleting for quite sometimes, finally, after I banged my head on the wall, I've realized that, once again, I was trying to be perfect. To make it clear... here is a sample of my thought that goes on and on, and tragically, it happens almost every time I try to do something new that might involve other people...kitties, I mean.

"Ok...so...this is my first blog, ooh...first post...lets see...I don't want my first post to sound stupid, I want my first post to be funny, wait no..., I want to write something that sounds smart, wait...how about smart and funny? Oh boy, oh boy...I need to be careful with my grammar and spelling...and...and...and BIG WORDS! Yes, lots of big words, that'll make me sounds like a smart person and that will make people think that I know what I'm talking about! I want my writing to be flawless! Oh God, this sucks!"

Yah...sometimes I forgot that I'm just a kitty, just like any other kitties, that I'm still trying to learn English, instead of meawing, and hoping that one day I can write something that worthwhile for others to read...